andrea is thirty and somebody to love!
let's fucking glarty
andrea is thirty and somebody to love!
let's fucking glarty
... how do I secure an invitation to this once in a lifetime event?
Thanks for asking
If you're here on this website, you probably already got one! All you need to do is head over to the RSVP tab to get started
... what are the actual event details?
watch the attitude
Saturday, Feb 20th 2027.
Andrea's real 30th birthday!
7:30PM to Midnight
Lake St in Minneapolis, MN
address will be provided closer to the event
... and what's it all about?
Please try to keep up
This is a glee costume birthday party. The costumes are MANDATORY. Read it again. MANDATORY. The host is a bitch and will not let you in the door without one. To compensate you for this, you will receive some food, some drink, and a fun ass evening.
You may be asking yourself... what tf is a glarty?
let me tell you
THE glarty (one and only) is a celebration of someone we all love finally turning undeniably old. Let's let her live out her last day of youth surrounded by her favorite people and participating in one of her many ultra niche interests.
Ali D.
Was here in 2017 or 18 all girls were nice didn't take much of a tip to get tittys in your face like $3 bucks on slow day middle of week I mostly remember it for nice lovely dancer named andrea i met there gave best lap dance guy could everrrrr ask for
STEPHANIE S.
Sassy, kind, intelligent, a proud bird enthusiast and loves letting her tism show!
unsure about andrea?
Here's what some would say about her
ABBEY S.
would eat here again
Katie D.
Defective. Had a weird smell from the factory.